Can You Smell What The Sankinator Is Cookin’?

November 2, 2011

I hit the scale again this Monday and I was pleasantly surprised. I think I can safely say I have down graded my status from “big fat guy” to “fat guy”. I’ve shed what equates to 2 of bags of sugar, 4 80z strip steaks, 12 sticks of butter and a couple of Genny Pounders! […]

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One Slice Will Do Ya!

October 26, 2011

Another week in the books and that much closer to death. Death does frighten me and not for the reasons you think. It’s not the fear of the unknown, it’s the idea of being gone, forever. I have to admit, I haven’t taken my own advice lately and I now vow to do so. In […]

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Coming Of Age And A Terrifying Realization

October 21, 2011

I crawled out of bed this morning feeling every single one of my 42 years. A viscous reminder that I’m not 24 years old after all. Some realizations hit me in the face like a June Bug hitting the windshield on a warm May evening (CRACK!). That reminds me, why the hell are they called […]

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There Is No Good Title For This… So This Is It

October 20, 2011

So, not only am I that “big fat guy”, I’m also, as of today, another friggin’ year older! WTF! It never ends. Things that chap my ass and make it pucker, sometimes to the point of squeaking, just keep coming! life is a never ending conveyer belt of woes. Though, every once in a while, […]

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Chills and Thrills

October 19, 2011

With a spring in my step, I’m up and working (4 a.m.). A spring in my step? Who the hell am I kidding? If I had springs, those friggin’ things would be busted beyond repair carrying this fat ass around! Yep, another day in the land of “Holy shit, I’m a big fat dude!” On […]

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My Kingdom For A Slice Of Toast!

October 18, 2011

It’s true… I started a new lifestyle yesterday and I have been pissing my brains out! It’s a low carbohydrate regimen to kick-start my metabolism that has seemingly disappeared after I hit 30 years old! WANTED: 21 YR OLD’S METABOLISM As I sit here shaking my leg in anticipation of yet another bathroom run (4th […]

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My nightmare…

October 17, 2011

I read what other people write and I’m full of envy. I wish I could be the creative writer I’ve always dreamed of being. The problem is that life always gets in the fucking way. There are very few times in my day that I could honestly not say “I’d rather be writing.” I often […]

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Less Than Human

March 23, 2011

A so-called friend used to tell me I was “never gonna make it as a human being”. I concur simply for reason I feel less than human most days. Maybe that’s a bit over the top. Or is it? I have thoughts like everyone else and I know I’m not in a minority when I […]

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Wicked… and I don’t mean Elphaba Wicked!

March 12, 2011

Though I’m sure the play is fantastic and I would love to go and see it. The following description is wicked in a sense but, not wicked as the witch mentioned in the title. The hillside is sporadically accented with small desert bushes and a light colored dirt and sand mixture. As I look up […]

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I want it, and I want it now!

February 22, 2011

I’ve read the buzz, I watched the last 2 minutes of the press conference (maybe I should have watched the whole thing) and I long for change. Mr. Pegula, you have rode into our city waving the “change” placard all about. You’ve scoop up a team that is beginning to stumble over it’s own skates. […]

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