So, not only am I that “big fat guy”, I’m also, as of today, another friggin’ year older! WTF! It never ends.
Things that chap my ass and make it pucker, sometimes to the point of squeaking, just keep coming!
life is a never ending conveyer belt of woes. Though, every once in a while, those gifts from God, sometimes little and sometimes big (like boobs!) come along making it all worth while.
I have no real words of wisdom to offer that have culminated from my 24 years of experience on this planet.
No asshole, that’s not a typo, you read it right.
In an effort to desperately recapture my vanished youth, I have decided for this year and next to reverse the numbers in my age. It only works a few times a decade and I’m taking advantage of it! How pitiful you say? It’s my life MF’er!
I really don’t have much to offer this morning other than a short list of the things I truly enjoy as I get older:
- My babies! (times infinity)
- The company of my wife (carnally and otherwise)
- Writing
- Reading
- Watching hockey (GO SABRES!)
- A healthy bowel movement
- Fantasizing about younger women!
- Boobs!
- The fact that the older I get, the easier it is to speak my mind and have it attributed to old age and psychosis.
- Picking on my lovely wife!
Yes, I tend to speak what’s on my mind, sometimes with some backlash and that’s ok too. [wisdom –>] Life is way too damn short to censor yourself all the time! I say things most people think about and are afraid to say, pussies!
Please enjoy my day, even if I don’t!