It’s true… I started a new lifestyle yesterday and I have been pissing my brains out!
It’s a low carbohydrate regimen to kick-start my metabolism that has seemingly disappeared after I hit 30 years old!
WANTED: 21 YR OLD’S METABOLISM
As I sit here shaking my leg in anticipation of yet another bathroom run (4th time and I’m only counting since I got into the office) I think to myself, “this is worth it.” I don’t say that to myself because I don’t believe it and I’m trying to convince myself, I say it because it’s true. There has never been a more truer statement since I met my two little angels.
I can hear my wife now, “Angels? ANGELS?” Yes, my two little angels! I love them more that life itself.
What the hell am I trying to say? I have no fucking clue.
Take this as a warning if you will, I will be blogging until I’m sick of doing it. It will happen don’t worry.
You will be subjected to the torturous thoughts of Chuck Sankey by your own hand. I’m not forcing anyone to read this trash, so back off!
Oh, what I wouldn’t give for a piece of toast!